whiteteethteens:

blkreginageorge:

demonshauntingcomputers:

marcitlali:

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

just in case we lose this legendary post due to titty restrictions

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queenxmoth:

lillivati:

kaoticspoonie:

squirrellygirlart:

jheselbraum:

feministism:

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You don’t even have to be a lady, there are several

  • My last name is culturally important to me
  • His last name is something like Cox or Boner and it’s just not worth it
  • I got a doctorate before I met him and don’t want to change it
  • I don’t want to change my name on all my documents and have people assume I’m stealing my own identity in the early months of our marriage
  • I would rather keep my own last name out of personal preference
  • I would rather keep my own last name to make a political statement
  • I want my husband to take MY name

It’s 2018 and people ARENT PROPERTY

Children and/or other family having last name.

I didn’t have a reason beyond not wanting to, and you’d be amazed how unacceptable people found that. Even people who were initially accepting got a little disgusted when I didn’t offer any objective justification.

My last name is cooler and actually means something in my father’s native tongue. The name is so rare that every person with my last name is directly related to me. I want my husband to take my last name, because the meaning matches him perfectly. His last name is so common..it’s boring. I want my children to have my last name.

Also I like when people get confused because they don’t know where my last name came from haha.

the-nwah-embassy:

its-only-the-rain:

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.